Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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