do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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