I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
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