If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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