How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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