But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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