roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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