I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
i think i just lost a toe
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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