dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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