I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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