Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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