I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
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