so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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