scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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