Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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