I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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