He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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