In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
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