Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
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