Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
false alarm, still single
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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