I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Apparently you make a good broom.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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