So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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