And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
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