My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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