Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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