My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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