I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
