we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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