At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Fuck appropriateness.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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