Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
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