did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
