i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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