If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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