He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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