2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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