fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
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