I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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