did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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