so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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