I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
please come you make the beer taste better
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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