Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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