That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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