physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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