I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
