I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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