if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I'm just crazy horny about you
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
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