omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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