After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
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