I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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