With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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