____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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