Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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